The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!