- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to have a power

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

the ability to look into your brain

Acid pee

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to kill yourself

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Pointless Super Powers