- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to control mealworms

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to blame it on the Boogie

Pointless Super Powers