The power to die early.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Every time you clap some one dies

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power of being pointless

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!