the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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being black

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to eat bread

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to live.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!