The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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To pee standing up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!