The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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cry acid tears

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!