The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!