The power to understand irony.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to make yourself deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to see through glass walls.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to fart slightly less deadly

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to disintegrate yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power of attracting fired bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to burn the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to die using only your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to not care.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The Power to Die if you are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to count to infinity.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!