The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to not have any power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!