- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to fart your way to the moon

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to kill yourself

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to police irony

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to summon fire with a lighter

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

The power to get laid by your right hand.

Pointless Super Powers