- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the ability to become black.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to create powers

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

being black

Pointless Super Powers