- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to bread toast!

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to change your weight

Pointless Super Powers