The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!