The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to write on cellophane

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!