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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day
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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to never finish what you sta...
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Acid pee
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.
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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.
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The power to drown on land.
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.
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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead
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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.
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The power to get hard at will.
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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"
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The power to die
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals
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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!