The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to die

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!