- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to summon old people

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to start time.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to become black.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to create powers

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

Pointless Super Powers