- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to kill yourself

The power to be a woman

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to have a atomic fart

the powre to spel

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

Pointless Super Powers