The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!