The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to die at will.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!