- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to shit without squinting.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to ejaculate

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power of being pointless

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Pointless Super Powers