- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The ability to die instantly

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power to like charlie

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Pointless Super Powers