The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to start time.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!