Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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to die when you are happy

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to live.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!