The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!