The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to live.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to think of food

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the ability to post here

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!