The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have a power

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!