- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power of learning

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to break a Nokia

The power to die at will

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drown on land.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers