- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Being able to fly in place.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to uncontrally boop

Pointless Super Powers