- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drown on land.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Pointless Super Powers