The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!