- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to die at will

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to plank

The power to grow more genitals.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to display emotions at will

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Pointless Super Powers