the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!