The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!