The power to burn the sun.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!