The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to become black!

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!