The power to eat nandos

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to be powerless

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!