- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the ability to make something that docent exists

The power to speak braille.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to unsee the unseen.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

Pointless Super Powers