The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to die at will.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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A good Kisser

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!