- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power of women's rights.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the power to complete math exercises

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

the ability to constantly have the fever

32% Levitation.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to turn into an escalator

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

Pointless Super Powers