The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!