- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to kill yourself

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to know where the beef is

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to make my own sandwich

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to open a walnut with your mind

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers