The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!