the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to live.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to see through air

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!