the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!