The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to make your bowel work backwards

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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to make asians smart

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!