- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the power to youtube poop

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to attract bullets.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The ability to part hair.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

the power to create bad superpowers

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

Pointless Super Powers