The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see air

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!