The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!