The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power of learning

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!