The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

to make asians smart

The power to turn into random objects

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to turn into birdseed

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!