the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think of food

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!