the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!