power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to not be Batman

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to live.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!