- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The ability to eat the red ones last

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to display emotions at will

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to have a pointless power.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the ability to make something that docent exists

Pointless Super Powers