The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!