The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to write only the letter R

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!