- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power of being pointless

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to look like yourself

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

the power to become demented

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers