The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to ignore useful information

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!