The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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the power to be wrong

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!