The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!