The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power of bad luck

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to have a power

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!