The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to troll.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!