The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!