The ability to smell colors

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Acid tears.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!