- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

he power to make mistakes

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

Pointless Super Powers