- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to change your emotions at will.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to eat nandos

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Pointless Super Powers