The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!