The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!