- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the ability to look into your brain

To pee standing up.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to create powers

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

Pointless Super Powers